What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:13
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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
What is your favourite colour and why?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Do happily married husbands cheat?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons